Seth Barnes Oct 5, 2006 8:00 PM

Jehovah's Witnesses track me down

We live way out in the country. I mean, if you want to talk to me, you need to drive six miles out of town, hang a left on an obscure road, then go 30...

Subscribe


We live way out in the country. I mean, if you want to talk to me, you need to drive six miles out of town, hang a left on an obscure road, then go 300 yards down a driveway, not knowing if maybe there is a house at the end.

 

I just walked in from outside. I thought my friends from VA, the Goodes, were driving up. Instead it was a Jeep full of Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

Seeing our mutt, Abby, they asked me, "Is your dog dangerous?" I exclaimed, "very much so."

 

Then, without getting out of the Jeep, they told me they had good news for me.

 

I asked if they were JWs and they said "yes."

 

Then, with an evangelist's smile, I said, "Then I have good news for you! There is far more liberty than you realize! I watch you guys and you do everything by the numbers, but there is far more liberty than you realize!" And I went inside.

 

The JWs are syncretistic. That is missionary techno-babble for "mixing the truth with stuff that is at best benignly cultural, or at worst, evil, from the pit of hell, and smells like smoke."

 

I used to look down my long, arrogant nose at the JWs. Then I looked around my neighborhood and my community and I saw the syncretism of soccer moms and patriotic dads embracing a Sunday-only faith, putting the religion of sports and academics and America before the true religion of discipling young people to care for widows and orphans. I saw my own syncretism in not seeking first the Kingdom and Jesus' righteousness.

 

Get upset at me if you want to, but I'm telling you, the only difference between us and the JWs is that they're more insistent in pushing their syncretistic beliefs than we are.

Comments


Comment created and will be displayed once approved.

Related Blogs

Me vs. the mainstream media - chalk one up for them

Me vs. the mainstream media - chalk one up for them

I had the wonderful experience of being misquoted in the national press with an ...

By Seth Barnes
Losing a Job, Getting a Promotion

Losing a Job, Getting a Promotion

It was 1984, I was working for Opportunity Int'l in Vienna, Virginia. Karen and ...

By Seth Barnes
I issue a warning to myself

I issue a warning to myself

Machines are great, but there are too many of them in my life. I wrote over the ...

By Seth Barnes

Related Races (3)

Latin America-Study Abroad

Latin America-Study Abroad

Nepal | Alumni | August 2026

Nepal | Alumni | August 2026

Gap Year | 9 Months | August 2026

Gap Year | 9 Months | August 2026

Next article

A limo driver shows me how to live

AI Generated Content

Here's a suggested caption you can copy and tweak.